Like the History book, at first I thought this book was
irredeemably dull and hadn’t intended to include it
on the site. But it grew on me, if only as an example
of what our schoolbooks were “supposed” to look
like, in contrast with the English and Topic books I
regularly burned through and defaced.
But unlike Topic 1, which exhaustively covers one
single subject, or History 1, which manages to
remain consistently neat and tidy and makes several
valiant attempts to cover entire historical subjects
from beginning to end (including the whole of the
Stone Age and the entirety of Napoleon’s life), this
book is a mess, which never settles on an approach
or even any consistent grasp of what Geography
actually is.
It starts pretty much like those other books, with
some stuff about the past copied out of another
book. It’s about a place, but it’s definitely the sort of
thing I’d file as History rather than Geography,
focusing on the political history of New York and
how it was gradually invaded by European settlers.
Then suddenly there’s a bit about the geography of
Fairburn and the route I take to school, before the
whole thing lurches into much grander geological
stuff about the history of the Earth and the
formation of land and sea. Then, just when it seems
I’ve finally worked out what Geography might
actually be about, there’s a whole bunch of stuff
about insects. Which is Zoology, surely? Maybe
Biology if you like.
But maybe that really sums up Geography as a
concept. It’s about towns and cities and the people
who live in them, how they came to be the places
they are. It’s about orienteering and finding your
way around those places. It’s about the world and
how those places came to be places at all. And if you
really want to cram insects into it, maybe they all
come under the umbrella of ‘Nature’. Insects are out
there, in Nature, just like Geography is.
So it almost - almost - makes sense. But not quite.
And it looks rubbish. But excitingly, it’s not the only
Geography book I got through in Fairburn, and the
other one is even worse.
FAIRBURN
The place where I wrote
all this rubbish
WAEN SHEPHERD
Who was this strange
little boy?
HISTORY 1
Sept 1979 - Oct 1981
Geography 1
September 1979 - February 1981
TERM 1
A day-by-day account of
Waen’s first term at
Fairburn School
Waen Shepherd 2
Waen’s heroic antics in
the far-flung future of
2007 AD!
Ward’s 7
John Ward and his band
of rebels fight the evil
Federation
Apeth
Badly-spelt high-jinks
with a purple gorilla
from outer space!
Captain Carnivore
Gary Shepherd is
hunted down by a
deadly flying meteor